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caustraphobic 

a word meaning “claustrophobic”, just in the Gemma Collins form. origins from Essex, popularised by Gemma Collins on 2016 Big Brother, after being asked to do a challenge.
“I DONT NEED THE MONEY! I DON’T NEED THE MONEY, DO YOU THINK THESE C**** ARE GUNNA PAY MY MORTGAGE? I’VE GOT MONEY! THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND, I’M CAUSTRAPHOBIC DARREN!”
caustraphobic by kweenbeee March 6, 2019
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Claustrophobic

To have a fear of Santa Claus.
Can you get away from me? You're making me claustrophobic.
Claustrophobic by Thepopeofjim October 28, 2017

Carstrophobic 

The feeling you get after being in a car for many hours, or even just a little while. It can be related to being claustrophobic, but only used when talking about cars.
Bill - "We need to pull over soon, I'm starting to get carstrophobic!

Steve - "Allright, just give me a minute and we can stop at this McDonalds.
Carstrophobic by 59 so fine September 30, 2010

Claustrophobic

Squidward:Stop im claustrophobic
Patrick:What does that mean?
Spongebob:It means he has the fear of santa claus
Patrick:hohhohohoho!!
Spongebob:STOP!! YOUR scaring him!!

claustrophobic

Squidward: "I told you, I'm claustrophobic!"
Patrick: "What's that mean?"
Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus"
claustrophobic by ella1383xra December 30, 2014

claustrophobic chill

The meaning of Claustrophobic chill is when you are hanging out with a large group of people in a small area.
I met up with my buddy and we claustrophobic chilled.

Tell your friend to come to our claustrophobic chill party

claustrophobic

The Fear of Either A)Santa Clause B)Being Crowded
A)Squidward: I'm claustrophobic.
Patrick: Whats That
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Clause.
B)Person: *is surrounded by people* Get me out of here, i'm claustrophobic and i think i'm gonna puke