Thepopeofjim's definitions

Claustrophobic

To have a fear of Santa Claus.

Can you get away from me? You're making me claustrophobic.

by Thepopeofjim October 28, 2017

White Tuesday

A 'Holiday' where for one-to-three days prices double and triple.

After you hear the word White Tuesday, you know I'm running out of ideas.

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017

Wumbo

Meaning a large size

I Wumbo, you Wumbo, He, She, Me, Wumbo.

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017

Marble

An item that sea sponges seem to worship. They all want to be the marble. So they lick, wash and date it.

I gotta lick the marble, I gotta clean the marble, I gotta date the marble, I GOTTA BE THE MARBLE

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017

Wumbology

The study of Wumbo. Everyone knows that. It's first grade.

Wumbology? The study of Wumbo? ITS FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017

The meaning of life

Sorry, we couldn't answer that.

little timtim: mommy, what's the meaning of life?
Mommy, shut up fam I'm trying to do a 360 noscope!

by Thepopeofjim September 11, 2016

spoodermin

The hero our world not deserves, but the one it needs.

Spoodermin, Spoodermin, does whatever a Spooder cin, swungs a web, any syze, I can't, rememeber the rest, look out, hear cumz, Da Spoodermiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017