Pigeon

The most amazing, powerful and important bird in the galaxy

Pigeons are the kings of the bird kingdom. Sorry, I meant gods of the bird kingdom.

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017

The meaning of life

Sorry, we couldn't answer that.

little timtim: mommy, what's the meaning of life?
Mommy, shut up fam I'm trying to do a 360 noscope!

by Thepopeofjim September 11, 2016

Wumbology

The study of Wumbo. Everyone knows that. It's first grade.

Wumbology? The study of Wumbo? ITS FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017

Urban dictionary

My happy place. And yours too, no doubt.

Urban dictionary is amazing. You know it, deep inside.

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017

Claustrophobic

To have a fear of Santa Claus.

Can you get away from me? You're making me claustrophobic.

by Thepopeofjim October 28, 2017

Marble

An item that sea sponges seem to worship. They all want to be the marble. So they lick, wash and date it.

I gotta lick the marble, I gotta clean the marble, I gotta date the marble, I GOTTA BE THE MARBLE

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017

White Tuesday

A 'Holiday' where for one-to-three days prices double and triple.

After you hear the word White Tuesday, you know I'm running out of ideas.

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017