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Cotton candy container 

A cup you put sockets in when your cleaning out your car and scrounging up quarters for the car wash
I’ll put these sockets into this cotton candy container

Candy man confusion 

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.
I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.
Candy man confusion by MarianneM September 5, 2016

constable candy 

Constable Candy is the ultimate definition of what it means to be a man. Every man wants to be like him and every woman wants to be with him. Constable Candy is sweet on the eye and according to Zac, sweet on the lips. His charm is not lost on the males either, apparently Constable Candy has the best of both worlds.... Asian good looks but with the aussie long schlong. When Constable Candy wears a tight black shirt, it makes everyones day!
Melanie - "Hey Aimee, did you see Constable Candy in his tight black top?"
Aimee - "Ooohhh Yeah!! He is so frikken hot!"

Constable Candy - "I can't wait to have a slurpee after this job!"
Zac - "I will give you a slurpee after this job, Constable Candy!"

Unnamed female - "Constable Candy just gave me a moisty"
Unnamed male - "I would turn gay for Constable Candy"
constable candy by Evidentary November 28, 2013