cauconics 

the process of talking like a white nigga

Hello Wilford I am Fred would you like to have intense sexual relations with me? (cauconics)

Why of course Wilford I will please you buttocks with my penis!

cauconics by Flabber the bunny October 15, 2007

Cubonics 

Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.

The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.

Cubonics by BFD137 May 12, 2012

cambonics 

The intentional restatement of language as it was originally presented by the author during a business meeting in an unsuccessful attempt to make oneself appear to be intelligent.

Cameron resorted to using Cambonics during our meeting this morning because he had no idea what to say when asked a question about marketing campaign management.

cambonics by Juice January 27, 2005