catluc 

The term for describing Diluc from Genshin Impact as a catboy, by combining the word “cat” with the end of Diluc’s name (Luc). Catluc is a popular subject for Genshin fanartists and fanfiction writers alike. Catluc tends to be much more bratty and prissy than Diluc’s canon personality, usually ascribing to him multiple cat-like traits and behaviors, such as cat ears and a tail, along with a haughty attitude that make you want to bend him over and lovingly put him back in his place.

Person 1: What is your favorite Genshin Impact character?
Person 2: My favorite character is Catluc!
Person 1: Oh, you mean catboy Diluc?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: I’d totally love to bend Catluc over and do unspeakable things to him. He’s just too cute.

Person 2: I completely agree!

catluc by anonymous October 20, 2021

Catlum 

A gender neutral term for a single head of cattle. Avoids confusion between bull and cow.

Why is that catlum standing alone in the field?

Catlum by TheRealBlueEagle October 24, 2016

catlock 

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.

"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."

catlock by Erin Jordan June 14, 2008

Catfucker 

worse than just a "fucker," but more petty than a "motherfucker"

Did you see Bill O'Reilly's show last night?

No, I shun that catfucker.

Catfucker by The Spambulgler May 28, 2009

catlock 

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.

"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."

catlock by Erin Jordan April 5, 2008

Catfucker 

The guy who sends you feline porn and claims he made all of it.

Wow Adam is a total catfucker.

Catfucker by ChinaCatSunflower010 June 23, 2017

Catlock 

When a cat decides to sit on a person's lap, "locking" the person to their seat and hindering that person from moving about to complete chores or errands.
It is virtually impossible to escape or undo the catlock without being a complete asshole to the cat, so the person is usually forced to remain stationary for a long while. The only polite way to remove a catlock is to wait for it to remove itself.

Harold, can you go take out the garbage?"
"Sorry, Hon, but old Tiger just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Oh, Harold."

"Brad, can you go do the dishes?"
"Sorry, Babe, but old Max just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Really, Brad...?"

"Rick, can you go get the door?"
"Sorry, Dear, but old Fluffy just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Goddamnit, Rick."

"Andrew, can you go clean Snowball's litter box?"
"..."
"ANDREW?"
"Fine, fine. The ONE time I need a catlock..."

Catlock by Jon B-C January 25, 2014