catium

A metaphorical opiate inhaled when you question whether your cat loves you as much as you do.

The effects of catium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations for lack of affection portrayed by the cat or outlandish theories of humanizing the cat.

“Did you hear? Cats are just as affectionate as dogs!”
“Yes… and I hear you can play fetch with them too! Would you like some more catium?”

by jkim3213 September 15, 2022

Catlum

A gender neutral term for a single head of cattle. Avoids confusion between bull and cow.

Why is that catlum standing alone in the field?

by TheRealBlueEagle October 24, 2016

catbumpin’

A slang term used to describe the phenomenon of a cat having a terrific sense of rhythm.

I watched in fascination as the catbumpin’ continued into the night for hours.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021

cataumet

A little town on Cape Cod where all people do is fish, enjoy their ice cream from Summerset Creamery, swim in Buzzards Bay, and sit in the hammock. Pretty much, the best place in the world. =)

"My summer in Cataumet was the best summer of my life."

by **Summergirl** December 27, 2008

Catism

New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.

I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.

by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008

Catbum

To draw the face of a cat using pen or eye liner on someone else's posterior. Sometimes using a foreign object as a nose (such as a marble).

She posted pictures of his catbum online.

by L'espirit Libre July 8, 2010

Catism

The movement for cat liberation and freedom from oppression at the hands of privileged humans in our unequal society.

Catism is if you decide to kill a cat, you will either be put down or you will spend life in prison. Cats also deserve the right to vote and have their own health care. Cats deserve equal marriage rights as well as their own reality show. We need to give cats equal representation in the government. There are unfair barriers in our bureaucracy that keep the cats glass ceiling low and unbreakable. If we want cats to move forward in our society we need start breaking down these barriers so cats can move forward with their lives. "Rights are not gifts from one man to another, nor from one class of men to another. It is impossible to discover any origin of rights otherwise than in the origin of man; it consequently follows that rights appertain to man in right of his existence, and must therefore be equal to every man." Thomas Paine

CAT STD's are REAL!!!!

by Becka R., Ivanna P. October 15, 2013