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A metaphorical opiate inhaled when you question whether your cat loves you as much as you do.

The effects of catium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations for lack of affection portrayed by the cat or outlandish theories of humanizing the cat.
“Did you hear? Cats are just as affectionate as dogs!”
“Yes… and I hear you can play fetch with them too! Would you like some more catium?”
catium by jkim3213 September 15, 2022
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A gender neutral term for a single head of cattle. Avoids confusion between bull and cow.
Why is that catlum standing alone in the field?
Catlum by TheRealBlueEagle October 24, 2016
Related Words

catbumpin’ 

A slang term used to describe the phenomenon of a cat having a terrific sense of rhythm.
I watched in fascination as the catbumpin’ continued into the night for hours.
catbumpin’ by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021

cataumet 

A little town on Cape Cod where all people do is fish, enjoy their ice cream from Summerset Creamery, swim in Buzzards Bay, and sit in the hammock. Pretty much, the best place in the world. =)
"My summer in Cataumet was the best summer of my life."

cataumet by **Summergirl** December 27, 2008
New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.
I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.
Catism by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008
To draw the face of a cat using pen or eye liner on someone else's posterior. Sometimes using a foreign object as a nose (such as a marble).
She posted pictures of his catbum online.
Catbum by L'espirit Libre July 8, 2010
The movement for cat liberation and freedom from oppression at the hands of privileged humans in our unequal society.
Catism is if you decide to kill a cat, you will either be put down or you will spend life in prison. Cats also deserve the right to vote and have their own health care. Cats deserve equal marriage rights as well as their own reality show. We need to give cats equal representation in the government. There are unfair barriers in our bureaucracy that keep the cats glass ceiling low and unbreakable. If we want cats to move forward in our society we need start breaking down these barriers so cats can move forward with their lives. "Rights are not gifts from one man to another, nor from one class of men to another. It is impossible to discover any origin of rights otherwise than in the origin of man; it consequently follows that rights appertain to man in right of his existence, and must therefore be equal to every man." Thomas Paine

CAT STD's are REAL!!!!
Catism by Becka R., Ivanna P. October 15, 2013
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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