Male companion suitable for flirting, joking around and other stimulation but not for a bona fide romantic relationship. So named because one can freely bat him around and even get a little breathless over him, but never depend on him for actual emotional sustenance.
"He's great fun, but he's not bf material -- he's just a cattoy."
When you shove a finger down the pee hole of a male, form a hook and pull both balls out from the inside, letting them dangle from the tip. Pirates Cat Toy.
She was so pissed when she found Todd cheating, she lubed up a finger and gave him a Pirate’s Cat Toy while he was sleeping.
When a female crawls between the legs of her male sex partner and proceeds to lay on her back. While on her back she then continues to play with the male's scrotum in a simlar fashion to a cat playing with a toy.
*Also known as cougar toying when the 'toyer' is older than the 'toy' or as 'cat nipping' when teeth are used
Guy 1: Felicia is so kinky. Last night she was cat toying for like 2 hours straight. It was amazing!
Guy 2: She must get it from her mother. I heard she is like the Queen of Cougar Toying
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.