cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments June 1, 2018

Screaming cat

Whilst taking a woman from behind (Doggy Style), as you near climate you withdraw your penis and ram it in the anus. The effect of this action will cause the woman to scream like a cat.

John - " I was dogging the miss'es after the pub the other night"
Dave - "Oh yeah?"
John - "As I was about the dump my sticky white kids.."
Dave - "Yeah.."
John - "I whipped out the old fella and smashed it in eer back door, givin eer a screaming cat!"
Dave - "Good work"

by Chickenham December 23, 2006

screaming cat

Synonym: camel toe

Hey, check me in these pants they're pretty tight and I think I may have a screaming cat.

by wolfeagle847 July 22, 2010

Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018

shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017

Speaking to Jack the Cat

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).

Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?

by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020

Spraying like a cat in heat

When a female gets so excited about Mark’s weld she sprays like a cat in heat

Look at those welds!
Suzanne is spraying like a cat in heat!!!

by K2021 April 12, 2021