cat hat

When your cat lays on your head while you are either laying in bed, walking around or sitting on the couch, creating a hat.

"When I sleep at night, my cat lays on my head, creating a cat hat."

by nikkjo3 March 24, 2017

cat hat

Once an item of working class high fashion, a baseball style hat in the black and yellow colors of the Catepillar Corporation with the word 'CAT' across the front.

That dude in the Cat hat wants to fight you outside in the parking lot.

by Eric Peterson July 07, 2005

Cat Hat

A condom.

A cat hat, you put it on, and then pussy.

by Dazenil February 03, 2018

Cat in the hat

The act of jizzing on a face and placing freshly shaved pubic hair over it, resembling fur. Optionally a hat can be placed on the "receiver's" head to form a cat in the hat.

Terrence - How did the date go?

Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!

by DoctorAcula August 24, 2011

the cat in the hat

a cute loving cat that always wears a hat, that matches his clothes from his head to his toes.

the cat in the hat is da bomb!

by carlin November 24, 2003

Cat In The Hat

A tortoise.

"Is this a cat in the hat?"
-" No, that is a tortoise."

by Moooooodiiiiie May 30, 2009

The cat in the hat

A very scary show in which teenagers and adults think is very scary. Don't recommend this for your child.

Now that my children have watched The Cat In The Hat, they're drug addicts!!!

by Ten Wangmo April 13, 2012