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Captialism 

I can't spell, so I wrote a definition for captialism instead of capitalism.
Captialism by PoopyPoo October 27, 2004

Cartierism 

Cartierism is where medical technology is used unacknowledged from a source who is simultaneously vilified and often from indigenous cultures. Cartierism is so named because of the best known historical example.

Cartierism has its roots from Jacques Cartier's European expedition to Canada in 1535 at the start of European colonization. Cartier and his crew spent the winter unexpectedly in Stadacona, Quebec, he and his crew began dying of a disease we know today as the deficiency disease called scurvy.

Relations between the Indigenous and the Europeans were by that time strained; nonetheless the indigenous people healed Cartier's crew with their method of using L-ascorbate ("vitamin C") in the form of a tea made from the Arbor Vitae tree.

Despite being saved by them, Cartier rewarded Indigenous people by taking a dozen as hostage to Europe and upon explaining the information of this medicinal treatment in France, doctors simply replied, "what could we possibly learn from savages?"

Shortly after that the British Navy proved citrus fruit would prevent and cure scurvy.

Cartierism is alive today in numerous examples from Aloe vera to zinc.
The obscurity of Nurse Rene Caisse's exceptional impact on patients' health by use of indigenous medicine is the product of Cartierism.
Cartierism by Avtonomous June 21, 2018

captialism 

An economic system that is hierarchal, under which wealth is accumulated by those few in control of the hierarchy, though the surplus value of wealth created by people who work, in partnership with a government that subsidizes industry, while opposition is suppresed. In the United States, it is called Democracy.
Capitalism is great. I can choose from 20 diffent kinds of catsup but I can't afford to see a doctor.
captialism by eugene February 1, 2004

Castlelistic

the English word for chateauesque. A building that possesses castle-like qualities
I really like the castlelistic aspect of that library
Castlelistic by georgina hall November 4, 2009

castielsexual 

a person who is immensely in love with castiel from the tv show supernatural
“castiel is my favorite character and he is so hot”
“i think you’re castielsexual”
castielsexual by aries or something January 17, 2021

castielasingod26 

THIS MF IS SO FUNNY HELP 😦😦😦😦😦
I love castielasingod26 sm
castielasingod26 by namz April 16, 2021
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