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Cassompton 

Slang for the wee village of Cassopolis, Michigan. Refers to the inherent ghetto-ness of said village, which features a high school in the middle of a cornfield, one traffic light, and a multitude of gansta wannabes and rednecks. Also proudly proclaims itself as the hometown of Edward Lowe, inventor of kitty litter...reach for the stars, Cassompton.
Jeebs: God, I hope I can get out of Cassompton after graduation.
Bubba: Yeah, otherwise we're gonna be detassling corn and hanging out at Porky's (gas station) for the rest of our lives. Dude, pass the joint already.
Jeebs: Mmmm, but they do have some kick-ass (deep-fried potato) mojos.
Bubba: True dat. Let's go get some.
Cassompton by L'il $horty October 3, 2007
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casserio 

a food, like cassorole. Usually used by people who like switched at birth.
I like casserio, don't you?
casserio by cheaz June 6, 2017

carlorito 

a Carlos that got e-boy nails. skates like he good at it but we all know Danielle is better at it. bullys kids. smoke that good shii if yk what I mean.. ;) sexy mf that always says he got a gf even tho he gay asf.
"omg is that Carlos??????"

"nah that big dick carlorito mann"
Danielle is hot
carlorito by Dlwoom February 5, 2022

Cassorine 

Cassorine is an outgoing, and fun person. She's amazing to be around, even if she can be a little bossy or pushy at times. She's funny and loves making people laugh with her weird personality! She has a great sense of style, and she loves fashion! You see the latest trend or style, she's probably wearing it! She loves animals, and she's a very kind person. She's also usually quite smart and she ranks high in most of her classes. Some of her hobbies will probably include singing, dancing, reading, and writing. She can be quite a bully sometimes! She might love fashioh, or dancing or interests can vary in many different things!
Cassorine is the cool and bossy one in the friend group
Cassorine by cassorine November 20, 2023

Cassorine 

Cassorine is an outgoing, and fun person. She's amazing to be around, even if she can be a little bossy or pushy at times. She's funny and loves making people laugh with her weird personality! She has a great sense of style, and she loves fashion! You see the latest trend or style, she's probably wearing it! She loves animals, and she's a very kind person. She's also usually quite smart and she ranks high in most of her classes. Some of her hobbies will probably include singing, dancing, reading, and writing. She can be quite a bully! She might love fashion, or dancing, or interests can vary in many different things!
Cassorine is quite bossy and intelligent
Cassorine by Cassorine November 20, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019