CARVEL

SOME DUMB ASS ANIME LOVER IN MY CLASS WHO ALWAYS TELL'S ON ME FOR PLAYING BLOONS TD BATTLES HE NEEDS SEVERE

CARVEL: LOOK AT MY GAME
ME: I'M PLAYING THE SAME GAME
CARVEL: SHOUTS TEACHER AMANUEL IS PLAYING GAMES(TURNS OFF HIS GAME)

CARVEL by AMANUEL TESSEMA September 18, 2022

carvel

To hold a long-haired man's head in the toilet and flush, giving him a "soft-serve"
hairdo...

Oh, man, those dudes gave me a carvel in the boy's locker room!

carvel by puddycat March 18, 2009

Tommy Carvel

To "Tommy Carvel" is to defecate in a slow, ever decreasing, circular pattern, finishing off in pyramid shaped pile. This formation replicates the size and shape of the ice cream that sits on top of a "Softie" Carvel ice cream cone.

To "Tommy Carvel" is to defecate in a slow, ever decreasing, circular pattern, finishing off in pyramid shaped pile. This formation replicates the size and shape of the ice cream that sits on top of a "Softie" Carvel ice cream cone.
"That Son of a Gun really pissed me off...I'm going to Tommy Carvel on his desk"

"Hey Dude, I had a couple of two pound burritos last night and when I went to the bathroom this morning I Tommy Carveled all the way up to the rim of the bowl"

Tommy Carvel by White Diesel July 10, 2007

Myo carvel

A big man who exclusively listens to hype opium music and dances all night long jiggling his voluptuous tits.

“Woah dude you are hitting the Myo carvel like crazy”

Myo carvel by Ur dad123456789 January 8, 2026

throat carver 

An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.

That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.

throat carver by GS71 April 6, 2015

cartel cutie

A female who works for or hangs with people from a drug cartel.

That drug lord had a bevy of cartel cuties hovering around him!

cartel cutie by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

carmelo capocasale 

A random 50 year old who is getting randomly added on social media. Once you friend him he posts "welcome" to your timeline and shares a photo of you onto his timeline. Do any of us know who he is? No, but he is a friend all Facebook users must have.

"I have a new friend on Facebook"
"Who is it?"
"carmelo capocasale"
"Good choice"

carmelo capocasale by Awkwardpotatopotato October 12, 2016