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Shit Carters Hat 

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.
"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

Catterson 

Being an extremely hypocritical person. Being very immature and arrogant.
Liam was being a real Catterson because he was mocking people about being immature.
Catterson by The OC Kid February 20, 2013
Female name for a gorgeous blonde who is very athletic and supportive of those she cares about
I love my Catters!
Catters by ImZeKing December 28, 2011

Cariters 

When it comes to a FaceBook Status Comment.. Who cares how you spell!!
Dont worry what they say, The witchy-ness brings out your cariters!!
Cariters by Cjgirl_06 March 31, 2010

cartversation 

When two or more individuals in a grocery store decide to stop with their shopping carts next to one another and have a LOOOOONG conversation, thus blocking out the entire aisle until their meaningless chatter is concluded.
I would have gotten the rice krespies like you wanted, but these two women had a cartversation right in the middle of the cereal aisle and I couldn't get to it.
cartversation by jimmydevious December 18, 2012

Carters Taint Bruv

Damn his Carters Taint Bruv is out of this world as In smell