cartocrat

A person who’s widely disliked but still invited everywhere because they’ve got money, toys, or status—most notably a golf cart they treat like a crown jewel.

Someone whose social power comes not from charm or competence, but from rolling up in a tricked‑out cart like they own the cul‑de‑sac.

“Yeah, nobody can stand Brent, but he’s the only one with a four‑seater and a cooler rack, so we tolerate the cartocrat.”

cartocrat by doogers February 8, 2026

Tune the carborator 

a discreet way of saying that you want and/or have played with someones nipples, without anyone suspecting anything otherwise.

*at the dinner table with parents*
john: did you meet up with sarah last night at the....garage?
paul: yeah man, she let me tune the carborator ;)

Tune the carborator by DanBry September 9, 2009

Cartographically Challenged 

Anyone who cannot read a map.

My mother-in-law is always getting lost because she is cartographically challenged.

Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.

Cartographically Challenged by Moishe Tannenbaum January 7, 2012

Corpocrat 

Corporate + Democrat

A politician who poses as a believer in representative democracy, but is actually, by ideology or legislative action, a firm proponent of a ruling corpocracy, where most power and policy is centered around propping up or protecting corporate interests.

Senators Evan Bayh, Richard Shelby, and Diane Feinstein are often seen as Corpocrats.

Corpocrat by shoqvalue February 18, 2010

Anal Cartographers 

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

Anal Cartographers by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

Anal Cartographer 

N. One who works aboard the ship of an Ass Navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the anal sphincter.

"Ahoy, Jim! Chart that cove you magnificent anal cartographer!"

Anal Cartographer by GrizzlyClaw February 1, 2006

catscratches 

someones cuts that they cover up

“hey what happened to your wrist?”
“oh my cat scratched me im fine.”
“oh heh you have alot of catscratches”

catscratches by gggothggirl July 6, 2020