cartiology 

The study of the Cartinese language.

My major is Cartiology.

cartiology by Xygnate January 4, 2023

Catology 

Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.

Person 1: "Why are you bowing to your cat?"

Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"

Person 1: "No?"

Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"

Catology by Asteroth February 21, 2010

Carpology

The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.

Kobe done got caught cheating on his bitch. He bought her an Escalade as carpology. Sheeeet.

Carpology by patshure May 25, 2015

Cartology 

In addition to what a purely literal reading of the word suggests ("the study of maps") it is also the ancient art of divination of future events through maps and charts based on geographical features of the real world. One who is trained in the practice of these sacred rituals is called a Cartologist. This honorable profession is not to be confused with the mere trade of the "Cartographer" who can only be considered a technician in comparison. A true Cartologist has been endowed with the skills to foretell one's path in life by observing the intricate geometrical figures on any kind of topographical map (that is reasonably accurate) depicting the subject's immediate surroundings at the moment of the soothsaying. It has also been described as "navigational forecasting" and "finding one's way" with the clear intention of alluding to the spiritual connotations of said expressions.

We're lost! We will have to consult the map. Is there anyone here who's been inaugurated to the cult of Cartology?
Let the Cartologist read the map! He will know where we're going.

Cartology by MEGATiN! July 21, 2011

Cartiologist 

The person usually an attractive female who drives the food and beverage cart on a golf course.

Screw going to college I’m going to be a cartiologist. Now give me the damn keys!

Cartiologist by Chinkles March 19, 2023

Carmology 

The symbiosis of driver and machine, with the added knowledge of their team and engineers working together.

He drove very well and used carmology to beat the field.

Carmology by ErebusMotorsport April 21, 2013

Cardiologin 

The role of cardiologist when taking action in and or studying their career.

Oh you know the homie a cardiologist he be cardiologin and shit.

Cardiologin by Jay dub😎 January 4, 2022