Max Corthell, German for "Huge Penis", is the best person anyone would ever want to be. Max Corthell is awesome, loves to party but yet quite modest. Max Corthell is always in a great mood and loves to please others, yet Max Corthell never kisses ass.
Hey, did you see that Max Corthell today? He just made my year.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.