Max Corthell, German for "Huge Penis", is the best person anyone would ever want to be. Max Corthell is awesome, loves to party but yet quite modest. Max Corthell is always in a great mood and loves to please others, yet Max Corthell never kisses ass.

Hey, did you see that Max Corthell today? He just made my year.

Max Corthell by joe smithy P August 22, 2011

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cortrell

A cute thick guy that everyone wants but can't have. He is also a nice dresser and one of the popular kids. He will tell you like it is. He is the Realest person you'll meet. Everyone needs a Cortrell in their life.

Yo you know Cortrell?
Yeah shawty Look good.
Hell Yeah.

cortrell by Micheal wuseburger January 22, 2015

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Corshella

Corshella is a person who is kind hearted, funny, and perfect. She knows what to do when life gets the best of her and is a problem solver. She is one of the funniest, prettiest people you will ever meet!

Oh my god!! HAHAHA, Corshella you are SO funny!!!

Corshella by Zoomer1010 October 3, 2018

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Cortella

The act of masturbating to math related concepts such as: parabolas, asymptotes, etc.

I would turn in my calculus homework but i cortellad all over it.

Cortella by poopscoopjames January 16, 2012

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cortrelle

Handsome young man , huge penis , great head on his shoulders, awesome in bed , going to be somebody one of these days.

I would love to be with Cortrelle later in life.

cortrelle by Cortrelle July 16, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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