carrotcrotch Share definition Flag see firecrotch When a man's penis is covered in red/orange pubic hair. Damn, i almost screwed micheal last night, but when he took off his pants, his carrotcrotch almost whipped me in the face! carrotcrotch by hildaeatspplx August 3, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the carrotcrotch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch