carrickfergus 

Carrickfergus (aka Carrick) is a town in Northern Ireland which is beside the sea and has a large number of pubs and hairdressers and banks and butchers and chap shaps and hoods and big girls and prodestants and painted kerbs, like.

Jonty 1: I wish I was... in Carrickfergus...
Jonty 2: No you dont mate, it's well shiiiiite.

carrickfergus by ownies puppy September 16, 2006

Carrickfergus 

a very large penis

"Damn, bro. You've got quite the Carrickfergus. *whistles appreciatively*"

Carrickfergus by Hakake May 5, 2010

carrickfergus grammar school 

A school for nerds and stuck ups. All the students in Carrick Grammar think they are something when they are just knobs. Carrick Grammar is the worst school to go to because they somehow managed to burn down a classroom. That’s how stupid these students are. Even though this is supposed to be a “smart” school.

Liam: What school do you go to?
Bob: carrickfergus grammar school
Liam: Lame

carrickfergus grammar school by LolersUrMum November 26, 2021

carrickfergus academy 

carrickfergus academy is home of the chavs and land of the roadmen. the rules are stupid, the ceilings are falling apart and the windows all have mold on them. everybody fails there gcses and the prefects are all snobish

james- “what school do you go to?”
bobby- “carrickfergus academy, mate”
james- “ahh that schools well shite”

carrickfergus academy by haroldsangel February 8, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019