Carpet python
Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.
Carpet python by Skyfire1228 June 16, 2018
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carpet python
1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet
2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina
2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina
1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium
2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway
2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway
carpet python by djslut September 20, 2005
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banana carpet python by Jan Eric October 23, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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