carpet mine 

bottles and cups of unfinished beverages left on the carpet

i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz

carpet mine by kidlinger June 28, 2010

carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

carpet miner by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020

carpetmints 

can be used in the place of the word crap or words with the same meaning as crap.

1) OH CARPETMINTS!! i left my cats outside in the rainstorm.

or

2) Anthony: We have a test today on the anatomy of a cat.

Jessie: Oh my goodness, i didn't study. CARPETMINTS!!

carpetmints by jess the spinster March 8, 2008