carpenters dream 

flat as a board and easy to nail

carpenters dream by Anonymous September 28, 2003

carpenters dream 

flat as a board and never been screwed

carpenters dream by Anonymous November 3, 2003

carpenter's dream 

The famous line from Judy in sleepaway camp

You're a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and begging for a screw!

carpenter's dream by BigGaeNate124 August 26, 2019

carpenter's dream 

a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.

look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!

carpenter's dream by KRHimself January 1, 2005

carpenter's dream 

Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia

Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"

carpenter's dream by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 3, 2003

carpenter's dream 

A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.

Paula is a carpenter's dream!

carpenter's dream by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Carpenter's dream 

A girl who's as flat as a board and has a wooden personality, but she's easy to nail.

I can't find a date for Saturday night, so I'll just ask out my neighbor - she's a carpenter's dream.

Carpenter's dream by rasta21 July 17, 2013