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flat as a board and easy to nail
by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.
look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!
by KRHimself January 01, 2005
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flat as a board and never been screwed
by Anonymous November 03, 2003
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Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia
Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"
by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 03, 2003
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A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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A girl who's as flat as a board and has a wooden personality, but she's easy to nail.
I can't find a date for Saturday night, so I'll just ask out my neighbor - she's a carpenter's dream.
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by rasta21 June 29, 2013
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