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carpenters dream 

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flat as a board and never been screwed
carpenters dream by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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carpenter's dream 

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The famous line from Judy in sleepaway camp
You're a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and begging for a screw!
carpenter's dream by BigGaeNate124 August 26, 2019
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carpenter's dream 

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a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.
look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!
carpenter's dream by KRHimself January 1, 2005
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carpenter's dream 

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Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia
Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"
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carpenter's dream 

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A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
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Carpenter's dream 

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A girl who's as flat as a board and has a wooden personality, but she's easy to nail.
I can't find a date for Saturday night, so I'll just ask out my neighbor - she's a carpenter's dream.
Carpenter's dream by rasta21 July 17, 2013
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