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carotmuncher

A jewish person who likes to eat carots all the time, usually plays runescape all the time and has no life.
Derek is carotmuncher, thus he has no life but must have great eye sight from all the carots.
by motorola102 May 11, 2008
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carpetmuncher

"tina's a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her ass."
by lauren August 30, 2003
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carpetmuncher

A person that really likes to eat out girls. Someone who gives a girl head.
He loves that pussy juice, that carpetmuncher.
by ZZZZZZZZ September 16, 2007
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carpetmuncher

girls who like to get down with the ladies and often munches on there seafood platter . for more pleasure they use there tounges and eats away at their vagina
oh april you carpetmuncher suck my pussy
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carrotmuncher

normally from bristol or somerset - cant talk properly normally ends a conversation with the term coolbeans
alright my lover av you seen my cider cool beans - fuck off you carrot muncher

says something you dont understand followed by coolbeans - oh your a carrotmuncher your cousin girlfirend sister is over there with your mum
by tonmawrtiki November 22, 2010
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carpetmuncher

A person gladly engaged in cunnilingus. Not an insult.
"I don't know if you know Bob? The word is, he's such a carpetmuncher."
by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003
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carpetmuncher

one who munches grungey hairy granny puss and enjoys the carpet burn he/she gets from the happening.
granny smiths grandson was a great carpetmuncher
by sin dolly December 21, 2003
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