carotmuncher 

A jewish person who likes to eat carots all the time, usually plays runescape all the time and has no life.

Derek is carotmuncher, thus he has no life but must have great eye sight from all the carots.

carotmuncher by motorola102 May 11, 2008

carpetmuncher 

lesbian

"tina's a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her ass."

carpetmuncher by lauren August 30, 2003

carpetmuncher 

A person that really likes to eat out girls. Someone who gives a girl head.

He loves that pussy juice, that carpetmuncher.

carpetmuncher by ZZZZZZZZ September 16, 2007

carpetmuncher 

girls who like to get down with the ladies and often munches on there seafood platter . for more pleasure they use there tounges and eats away at their vagina

oh april you carpetmuncher suck my pussy

carpetmuncher by transformers are sexybeasts June 21, 2009

carrotmuncher 

normally from bristol or somerset - cant talk properly normally ends a conversation with the term coolbeans

alright my lover av you seen my cider cool beans - fuck off you carrot muncher

says something you dont understand followed by coolbeans - oh your a carrotmuncher your cousin girlfirend sister is over there with your mum

carrotmuncher by tonmawrtiki November 22, 2010

carpetmuncher 

A person gladly engaged in cunnilingus. Not an insult.

"I don't know if you know Bob? The word is, he's such a carpetmuncher."

carpetmuncher by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

carpetmuncher 

one who munches grungey hairy granny puss and enjoys the carpet burn he/she gets from the happening.

granny smiths grandson was a great carpetmuncher

carpetmuncher by sin dolly December 21, 2003