2 definition by sin dolly

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one who plays a k7 bass guitar and masterbates at the same time.
dick is a masterbasser
by sin dolly December 21, 2003

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one who munches grungey hairy granny puss and enjoys the carpet burn he/she gets from the happening.
granny smiths grandson was a great carpetmuncher
by sin dolly December 21, 2003

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