11 definitions by Neven Mrgan

int0rweb

Also, "teh int0rweb"; slang for the Internet. There are 2 major uses:

1. Self-mockery delivered by an experienced user

2. Mockery of inexperienced user by an experienced user

1. "I've been on the int0rweb for 2 days straight now"

2. "He's new to teh int0rweb"

by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

dis

also "diss"; to disrespect, make fun of, fail to obey, or not be impressed by someone or something. Normally used by the dissee, not the disser; Being dissed is something to complain about, dissing is not something to brag about.

You don't like my car? Are you dissing me, man?

Don't diss me when I tell you to do something, boy.

He noshowed again, he can't diss me like that!

by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

drag

An unwelcome sutation; a hardship;

You have to drive all the way uptwon to get him? Man, that's a drag.

by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

cot damn

same as "god damn!"

by Neven Mrgan January 19, 2003

chixx0r

Also, collective, plural term for girls, women, females.

"How's the chixx0r in this place?"

by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

mulva

What one might offer as an answer to a personal question he or she doesn't know the answer to or feels uncomfortable answering. Used in a Seinfeld episode.

"Hon, do you love me?"
"Umm... mulva?"

by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

carpetmuncher

A person gladly engaged in cunnilingus. Not an insult.

"I don't know if you know Bob? The word is, he's such a carpetmuncher."

by Neven Mrgan January 19, 2003