carla jo 

The perfect woman. She's brilliant in the boardroom while making porn stars look incompetent in the bedroom.

A body built for sin and a love for raw sex.

Usually redheaded

That girl is totally a Carla Jo!!

carla jo by Bestinclassnocompetition November 10, 2017

Carly Jo

Carly jo is someone who is so cool that they make the other person shit in their pants. They are also very funny causing the above to occur (shitting)

Maddi: OMG! I just shat my pants
Dana: Is Carly Jo around?!?!?!

Carly Jo by ilovevodkaandorange December 9, 2008

Carly Jo Montgomery 

One sexy mother-fucker.

Holy shit, it's Carly Jo Montgomery, I just creamed in my pants!

Carly Jo Montgomery by Princess-ConsuelaBananaHammock January 22, 2011

Carl-Jo 

The most handsome and sexy guy to ever do it. He also has a very big dick.

Juan ”Isn’t that Carl-Jo?”
John: “Yep, definitely is!”

Carl-Jo by The greatest ever June 19, 2021

Carl Johnson 

A fool that picked the wrong house.

All Carl Johnson had to do, was follow the damn train.

Carl Johnson by figgernaggot101 April 2, 2019

Carl Johnson 

A motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucker

Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*

*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*

Carl Johnson by Frank_Tenpenny July 20, 2019

carl johan 

Carl Johan is a name used on people, that has a big dick

Look at that guy, he is a Carl Johan

carl johan by Geparden May 13, 2016