carla jo

The perfect woman. She's brilliant in the boardroom while making porn stars look incompetent in the bedroom.

A body built for sin and a love for raw sex.

Usually redheaded

That girl is totally a Carla Jo!!

by Bestinclassnocompetition November 10, 2017

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Carly Jo

Carly jo is someone who is so cool that they make the other person shit in their pants. They are also very funny causing the above to occur (shitting)

Maddi: OMG! I just shat my pants
Dana: Is Carly Jo around?!?!?!

by ilovevodkaandorange December 9, 2008

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Carly Jo Montgomery

One sexy mother-fucker.

Holy shit, it's Carly Jo Montgomery, I just creamed in my pants!

by Princess-ConsuelaBananaHammock January 22, 2011

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Carl-Jo

The most handsome and sexy guy to ever do it. He also has a very big dick.

Juan ”Isn’t that Carl-Jo?”
John: “Yep, definitely is!”

by The greatest ever June 19, 2021

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Carl Johnson

A fool that picked the wrong house.

All Carl Johnson had to do, was follow the damn train.

by figgernaggot101 April 2, 2019

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Carl Johnson

A motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucker

Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*

*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*

by Frank_Tenpenny July 20, 2019

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