carkfo
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carkfo by megaskuxx420 February 5, 2018
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Carnforth High
Carnforth High School is a shit show, yr11s are a fucking crease and you’ll probably get a sponge cake smacked in your face. Most of us “students” are in the toilets at break and lunch using our E-cigs to make ourselves look superior to the rest of the school, the teachers chat shit out there arse and if your depressed then your pretty much fucked cos no one will give a fuck. Everyone’s got beef and you’ll probably get asked by about 6 different yr7s if you’ve got a cig. Most the girls look fake as fuck and wear a foundation thats 3 shades darker than what they are. Lads are fucking dickheads and there’s probably a few diseases being past round to the thots and fuck boys of the school. Overall the school is just a pile of wank where you’ll leave as a drug addict and maybe a couple of gcses. Kids Probably sniff Ket of the toilet seats as well.
Carnforth high
“ the girl wanted to go to Carnforth high”
“ the girl went to Carnforth high”
“The girl got clap from someone in Carnforth high”
“ the girl wanted to go to Carnforth high”
“ the girl went to Carnforth high”
“The girl got clap from someone in Carnforth high”
Carnforth High by Gofuckyourselfdickwand April 9, 2019
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CRKFO
CRKFO is an abbreviation for the "Carrick Fair One".
This saying originated in Pittsburgh, PA. It refers to the way that citizens of the Carrick community/neighborhood fight. The Carrick Fair One is actually saracastic, because people from Carrick do not, in fact, fight fair. CRKFO usually refers to multiple people from Carrick fighting (or jumping) one foreigner (or other Carrickter).
CRKFOs are known to get out of control, and often be comical as well.
This saying originated in Pittsburgh, PA. It refers to the way that citizens of the Carrick community/neighborhood fight. The Carrick Fair One is actually saracastic, because people from Carrick do not, in fact, fight fair. CRKFO usually refers to multiple people from Carrick fighting (or jumping) one foreigner (or other Carrickter).
CRKFOs are known to get out of control, and often be comical as well.
CRKFO by 412GOON4LIFE January 17, 2010
carkour
Carkour is a form of driving similar to parkour.
It requires a very thorough understanding of your cars limits and innerworkings such as gear timings, acceleration, and aerodynamics.
Elements of carkour include:
- Parking facing outwards, in the spot the shortest distance from your destination.
- Making a series of turns to avoid red lights of excess length (example: right-turn, u-turn, right turn to bypass)
- Choosing the lane of traffic with the least obstructions
- Driving at or above the speed limit, at all costs, including bypassing hazards, and accelerating at a high rate as required.
Carkour can lead to careless driving when practiced improperly at a novice level, however a true carkour master does not endanger any persons safety while executing maneuvers. It is very difficult to argue the case, however, with a law officer, no matter how in-control of a vehicle you are, and thus careless driving infractions are not unlikely. Therefore, it's noted that carkour should only be performed with a vehicle on uncrowded roads under ideal circumstances.
It requires a very thorough understanding of your cars limits and innerworkings such as gear timings, acceleration, and aerodynamics.
Elements of carkour include:
- Parking facing outwards, in the spot the shortest distance from your destination.
- Making a series of turns to avoid red lights of excess length (example: right-turn, u-turn, right turn to bypass)
- Choosing the lane of traffic with the least obstructions
- Driving at or above the speed limit, at all costs, including bypassing hazards, and accelerating at a high rate as required.
Carkour can lead to careless driving when practiced improperly at a novice level, however a true carkour master does not endanger any persons safety while executing maneuvers. It is very difficult to argue the case, however, with a law officer, no matter how in-control of a vehicle you are, and thus careless driving infractions are not unlikely. Therefore, it's noted that carkour should only be performed with a vehicle on uncrowded roads under ideal circumstances.
Clarkfolio
A notefolio on the TI-89 calculator containing plenty of information that is pertinant to the subject at hand, yet including nothing relevant to the test being taken. A clarkfolio is caused by a miscommunication between teacher and student.
"I went into the exam with every note i took this semester typed up...but it was such a Clarkfolio. I definitely failed."
Clarkfolio by geekstcy March 7, 2010
Carfox
noun
1. The goofy mascot for CARFAX.com that is best known for saying, "show me the CARFAX," to unsuspecting car salesmen.
verb
2. To place printed pictures of the Carfox in obnoxious places around another's home or place of work.
1. The goofy mascot for CARFAX.com that is best known for saying, "show me the CARFAX," to unsuspecting car salesmen.
verb
2. To place printed pictures of the Carfox in obnoxious places around another's home or place of work.
1. During the commercial break, a low-budget commercial came on featuring a fox, known as the Carfox, encouraging customers to pester car salesmen with cryptic questions about "CARFAX."
2. "He f**king Carfoxed me again! I keep finding the damn Carfox in all my sh*t at work! I think I might just quit this job."
2. "He f**king Carfoxed me again! I keep finding the damn Carfox in all my sh*t at work! I think I might just quit this job."
Carfox by CarfoxedAtWork August 14, 2011
carnforth high wankers
Carnforth high is full of wankers, the girls are all slags, and the boys are all fuck boys a specially Charlie ash most of the year 7s smoke and don’t even inhale like Marcus burrows everyone smokes weed and does MD every weekend mr Fox is fat and doesn’t let u do anything when he’s not even in charge of the fucking school, I give up w this school...
carnforth high wankers by Willysilly432 August 11, 2019
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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