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River Lee Lewis Careswell

River Lee Lewis Careswell is the hottest sexiest person ever, every wants to get with them. you should just bow down to her because she is the best not to mention her amazing fashion style
whos the best person ever, River Lee Lewis Careswell is the best

Karl Cresswell 

Buys a ps5 but won't purchase any games because he's a dog nonce and spends all his money on pedigree biscuits to lure the victims
I'm such a Karl Cresswell I had to poodles last night but couldn't play tdm.
Karl Cresswell by Blaineyp November 13, 2021

Criswelled 

The act of attempting to buy a reasonable amount of beer or liquor for a person or group of people but then purchasing more then intended due to only spending a little more money
Leslie went to the liquor store to buy a six pack of beer but upon arriving noticed a 12 pack for only $3 more. She left with the 12 pack, she was criswelled.
Criswelled by aslcihsuslaze April 23, 2011

criswell 

The most beautiful name on the earth, who has this name. Is beautiful, smart, athletic, and thick asf.
I’d love to have a Criswell
criswell by Jdbdjd May 9, 2018

Creswell, notts 

A small ex mining village on the outskirts of Nottinghamshire. Commonly known by locals as a holding pen for the Jeremy kyle show. Its claim to fame is the invention of tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks. Many of the residents look malnourished, this is due to their diet of spice, special brew & Richmond cigarettes, which they claim gives them super human shoplifting abilities. The village gains its name from its founder Barry Creswell, who held the world record for most items shop lifted in under one minute and recently appeared on the hit TV show dancing on spice.
I heard the gameshow supermarket sweep was invented in Creswell, notts.

The Cardwell 

Damn, Dugi's doing the Cardwell, now he's going to get all the bitches.

Who is the Cardwell named after?
Chris Patrick Cardwell