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River Lee Lewis Careswell

River Lee Lewis Careswell is the hottest sexiest person ever, every wants to get with them. you should just bow down to her because she is the best not to mention her amazing fashion style
whos the best person ever, River Lee Lewis Careswell is the best

Karl Cresswell 

Buys a ps5 but won't purchase any games because he's a dog nonce and spends all his money on pedigree biscuits to lure the victims
I'm such a Karl Cresswell I had to poodles last night but couldn't play tdm.
Karl Cresswell by Blaineyp November 13, 2021

Criswelled 

The act of attempting to buy a reasonable amount of beer or liquor for a person or group of people but then purchasing more then intended due to only spending a little more money
Leslie went to the liquor store to buy a six pack of beer but upon arriving noticed a 12 pack for only $3 more. She left with the 12 pack, she was criswelled.
Criswelled by aslcihsuslaze April 23, 2011

criswell 

The most beautiful name on the earth, who has this name. Is beautiful, smart, athletic, and thick asf.
I’d love to have a Criswell
criswell by Jdbdjd May 9, 2018

Creswell, notts 

A small ex mining village on the outskirts of Nottinghamshire. Commonly known by locals as a holding pen for the Jeremy kyle show. Its claim to fame is the invention of tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks. Many of the residents look malnourished, this is due to their diet of spice, special brew & Richmond cigarettes, which they claim gives them super human shoplifting abilities. The village gains its name from its founder Barry Creswell, who held the world record for most items shop lifted in under one minute and recently appeared on the hit TV show dancing on spice.
I heard the gameshow supermarket sweep was invented in Creswell, notts.

The Cardwell 

A dance to get all the bitches. Period.
Damn, Dugi's doing the Cardwell, now he's going to get all the bitches.

Who is the Cardwell named after?
Chris Patrick Cardwell
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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