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Corefuck
A dumbass pretentious fake metal-head who actually listens to metalcore music, but considers himself part of the metal scene despite being despised by the rest of the metal community.
What a corefuck.
Corefuck by deathwalkingterror June 19, 2011
very carefully
Generic response to a "How do I" question. In response to either-
1)Something the person asking probably can't do.
2)A question that would take far too much time and effort to answer.
1)Something the person asking probably can't do.
2)A question that would take far too much time and effort to answer.
1) Q:How do I program an MMORPG?
A: Very carefully.
2) Q:How do I fix this virus?
A: Very carefully.
A: Very carefully.
2) Q:How do I fix this virus?
A: Very carefully.
very carefully by DavidityDooBop May 21, 2007
Carfuck
A clusterfuck of cars.. like when the traffic light turns red and there are 8 cars in the intersection, then the other light turns green so there are another set of cars trying to get into the intersection as well. Can also occur when an accident happens and a pile-up of cars in the accident and otherwise stop traffic, causing a Carfuck.
Carfuck by Stizlikethis September 14, 2009
cakefuck
Someone who is characterized by being immature, and says the wrong things at the wrong time. They usually make attempts to be funny and fail miserably. In some cases it can be used as an insult in any form or situation. Tipically used to insult a "douchebag".
Joe: (to a group of girls that just came off the beach)Hey, am i making you wet? haha
Random Guy close by: bro, your actin like a major cakefuck right now.
Random Guy close by: bro, your actin like a major cakefuck right now.
cakefuck by Justan Sipe January 9, 2010
Careface
Careface is a statement which should be used to show a severe state of not caring. It should be said aloud and directly after a threatening stimulus comment (e.g. shown below).
The statement "careface" could also be accompanied by an actual 'care-face' which is a sarcastic sad face.
The statement "careface" could also be accompanied by an actual 'care-face' which is a sarcastic sad face.
"I'm reporting you to the principal!"
-"CAREFACE!"
"I'm leaving you!"
-"CAREFACE!"
"You're under arrest!"
-"CAREFACE!"
"Son, I'm afraid your mother has died"
-"CAREFACE!"
"You have only days to live"
-"CAREFACE!"
etc. etc.
-"CAREFACE!"
"I'm leaving you!"
-"CAREFACE!"
"You're under arrest!"
-"CAREFACE!"
"Son, I'm afraid your mother has died"
-"CAREFACE!"
"You have only days to live"
-"CAREFACE!"
etc. etc.
Careface by workboots91 March 25, 2008
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).