carefuc

I dont care and I don't give a fuck mixed together
(spelled wrong on purpose)

Alex: "Did you hear the rumors about you?"
Max:"No and I don't give a carefuc about them"

carefuc by Mel10201 March 26, 2022

carefuffly 

Is a cross between being careful and causing a cafuffle

He barbecued the strawberries very carefuffly.

carefuffly by Evil Lt. Dan June 17, 2008

Corefuck 

A dumbass pretentious fake metal-head who actually listens to metalcore music, but considers himself part of the metal scene despite being despised by the rest of the metal community.

What a corefuck.

Corefuck by deathwalkingterror June 19, 2011

very carefully

Generic response to a "How do I" question. In response to either-

1)Something the person asking probably can't do.

2)A question that would take far too much time and effort to answer.

1) Q:How do I program an MMORPG?
A: Very carefully.

2) Q:How do I fix this virus?
A: Very carefully.

very carefully by DavidityDooBop May 21, 2007

Carfuck 

A clusterfuck of cars.. like when the traffic light turns red and there are 8 cars in the intersection, then the other light turns green so there are another set of cars trying to get into the intersection as well. Can also occur when an accident happens and a pile-up of cars in the accident and otherwise stop traffic, causing a Carfuck.

Oh man, we're trying to turn left but there's a huge Carfuck blocking our way!

Carfuck by Stizlikethis September 14, 2009

cakefuck 

Someone who is characterized by being immature, and says the wrong things at the wrong time. They usually make attempts to be funny and fail miserably. In some cases it can be used as an insult in any form or situation. Tipically used to insult a "douchebag".

Joe: (to a group of girls that just came off the beach)Hey, am i making you wet? haha

Random Guy close by: bro, your actin like a major cakefuck right now.

cakefuck by Justan Sipe January 9, 2010

Careface 

Careface is a statement which should be used to show a severe state of not caring. It should be said aloud and directly after a threatening stimulus comment (e.g. shown below).

The statement "careface" could also be accompanied by an actual 'care-face' which is a sarcastic sad face.

"I'm reporting you to the principal!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"I'm leaving you!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You're under arrest!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"Son, I'm afraid your mother has died"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You have only days to live"
-"CAREFACE!"

etc. etc.

Careface by workboots91 March 25, 2008