barbecued 

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way that is worse than just being "cooked".

bro 1: "how f*cked am i?
bro 2: "you didn't just get cooked bro, you got straight barbecued."

gal 1: "missed petition to graduate deadline PLS HELP"
bro 2: "sorry to hear that you didn't just get cooked, you got straight barbecued."

barbecued by boss man 420 October 3, 2024

barbecued grandma 

A grandma who has been crisped to the core on a stake.

“Hey want to come have my barbecued grandma?

barbecued grandma by WhatdoIdoifIatemygrandma101 April 21, 2023

Belgium Barbeque 

Gay Sex party involving Right Wing Hungarian Diplomats.

20 or more Patrons shout "diplomatic immunity" at each other when police arrive.

See : Sausage Festival.

Well looks like we have ourselves a good old fashion belgium barbeque.

Makes a mans eyes water thinking about it.

Belgium Barbeque by GordonBennett December 2, 2020

barbecuing alone 

having a good old fashioned wank

1) that picture you gave me worked as lighter fluid for when i was barbecuing alone

2) my mum caught me barbecuing alone

barbecuing alone by ledengary March 25, 2013

Barbecue Chicken

When they put a slow guy on you in basketball. It is so easy to blow by him that you could eat a plate of BBQ chicken before he catches up. This term was popularized by Shaq.

"Who is guarding me???" -me
"The big guy" -teammate
"Barbecue CHICKEN"

Barbecue Chicken by Food Masta January 4, 2017

Memphis Barbeque

A hand job without the use of lubrication, also known as a "Dry Rub"

Hey, did you hear about what happened to Sean last night?" "Yeah, I heard he erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro after receiving a Memphis Barbeque!

Memphis Barbeque by Cha Cha Cha78 May 6, 2011

barbecue clueless 

A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.

They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!

barbecue clueless by Louisiana Tiger January 10, 2020