Care Fuck 

When you’re not making love to a person but you still care enough to fuck them well.

“Johnny was a one night stand but at least he care fucked me. Not like Steve who just fucked me. Dick.”

“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”

Care Fuck by TurdWhisperer January 20, 2023

Fuck care

Stronger term for don’t care in Singlish

I fuck care - I don’t care

He fuck care you - he doesn’t care about you

Fuck care by Defce August 3, 2021

I don't care if you fuck chickens

means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..

Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...

I don't care if you fuck chickens by Dam you November 21, 2005

fuck do i care 

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

fuck do i care by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

Fuck if i care 

The phrase “fuck if i care” is a way of saying “ i dont care “. It is sometimes used to highlight the level of which you do not care. the difference can be veiwed as

eg.“ i dont care” vs “ i dont give a fuck”

Person 1 ( annoying mf )

People in 3rd world countries are dying! How can you waste food

Person 2 (chill ahh mf)
Bru…” fuck if i care”, kids be dyin in Africa and shi but, WE DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA

Fuck if i care by lil nightmare May 3, 2024

I don't care for this fucking shit

When one does not like a piece of fucking shit.

John: Sorry, but I drank the last of the soda.
Bob: I don't care for this fucking shit.

I don't care for this fucking shit by gateboy6 June 10, 2013

I don't fucking care. 

Short sharp to the point! A conversation killer. It can also be a risky statement to make....infact i would say if your not a big powerful man or a funny/comedian type BE CAREFUL! To be used for really boring things or very annoying things, but its at your own personal risk you have been warned.

...the scene: its the middle of a dancefloor music is pumping....

Random no 1, to Random no 2...
" yea, i had a day."

Random no 2.
" I don't fucking care."......and then him/her just dances off into the night/day

Random no 1 is like
"1..2..3sec...wtf???".......shock, then anger or laughter if your cheeky and good at it.

Enjoy.....

I don't fucking care. by Teddybeer! July 3, 2011

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023