cardoom

An animation that goes horribly wrong, No Like HORRIBLY WRONG

Well that sucked it was a cardoom.

by duck_human November 3, 2020

cardoons

The Australian spelling and pronunciation of "Cartoons"

Sitting down watching cardoons with the kids

by iaintginvgyouapseudonym December 5, 2016

takotsubo cardiomyopathy

pronounced tack a soup o cardio my op ath ee

also known as "broken heart syndrome," takotsubo cardiomyopathy is a serious disease in which a sever emotional problem causes a heart muscle to weaken and can be fatal without proper treatment. it seems like a heart attack and may be diagnosed as heart failure unless doctors investigate not only medically but also get to know the patients background and personal life/issues.

"takotsubo cardiomyopathy is a real condition."

by future doctor of internal medecine April 11, 2008

Cardom

A man who has sex with multiple people(A male slut) also cheats and dates on alot of women.

I tell you Ashley, Ben is a Cardom

by mlgfox31 March 19, 2021

Cardiomasterbation

To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.

"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)

by ihatecejay October 16, 2008

cardiomuscular

relating to the heart and muscles.

Cardiomyopathy is a cardiomuscular disease.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 December 2, 2014

National Cardoor Slammers Of America

A group of people that intentionally slam their cardoors to disturb everyone around them.

Barbara, if you and Bobby don't stop slamming your cardoors early in the morning, you should join the National Cardoor Slammers Of America.

by wolfmaiden69 August 19, 2010