Cardioman

A name given to the footballer Antoine griezmann mocking him for not contributing in attack but instead, running around the pitch for full 90 minutes like a headless chicken.

Luis: "Hey, griezmann has returned back to Atletico from Barcelona. How do you feel about it?"

Leo: "Good riddance. Never liked cardioman."

by Hopelesscule September 2, 2021

cardiovascular bronchitis

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

cardigan backyardigan

The real full name of the rapper "Cardi B". She has made such classics like Bodak Yellow.

Guy 1: "Hey guys have you heard the new cardigan backyardigan song yet?"
Guy 2: "Sadly, i haven't, but i bet its awesome!

by Gravixx September 3, 2018

Cardiovascular Disease

When one sexually desires extremely overweight people.

"Dude, ever since watching The Biggest Loser, I've got some bad cardiovascular disease."

by Zima69err September 18, 2015

Cardiovascularmalexia

Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.

I’m not a perv, I just have cardiovascularmalexia. it’s terminal

by THE SHMORT January 1, 2020

rhomboid cardigan

-noun
1. A collarless knitted sweater containing a characteristig oblique-angled parallelogram with only the opposite sides equal.
2. A rhomboid cardigan is an item of purchase that makes you look like hot stuff, similar to argyle, but not quite. The rhomboid pattern can occur such that it appears to be diamond-like in shape.

I look smokin' in my rhomboid cardigan.

by anonymous, anonymous January 3, 2009

the cardigans

Most under rated band in the world. Their best songs are:

Feathers and Down
In The Round
Live and Learn
I Need Some Fine Wine and You, You Need To Be Nicer
Sick and Tired
Erase and Rewind
Godspell

The Cardigans Long Gone Before Daylight rocks my face

by pacogarcia May 18, 2008