A combination of the words caboose and booty, a noticably large and round ass that is generally attractive. Also refers to the display of such an asset through clothing or behavior.
Wow, that's quite a cabooty, looks like she's got melons under there.
or
Girl, those are cabooty pants, where you going tonight?
A hilarious charming man who finds something funny in everything and is so intelligent hes like a walking computer, life of a party, addictive presence.
Not everyone can be the Capooter in the crowd making everyone laugh and always knowing the answer to any question you throw at him.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"