cacalations
The math you do in your head to figure out if you have enough time to get from the restaurant to your next destination before shitting your pants.
cacalations by hoziwan June 18, 2022
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according to my calculations
"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"
according to my calculations by Hitterdog November 20, 2015
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cacalations • caparations • Cucklationship • dacalations • according to my calculations • The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
caparations
caparations by Andreas Vs Shinky February 6, 2026
Cucklationship
A 3-way relationship where all three members rotate being the cuck and watching the other two members having sex.
Cucklationship by Jägermunter April 23, 2026
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