cacalations 

The math you do in your head to figure out if you have enough time to get from the restaurant to your next destination before shitting your pants.

Don't risk it trying to drive all the way back home after Taco Bell. You gotta do the cacalations!

cacalations by hoziwan June 18, 2022

according to my calculations 

Something that nerds say all the time

"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"

according to my calculations by Hitterdog November 20, 2015

dacalations 

Another word for decorations

“We still have our Christmas dacalations up.”

dacalations by Mia05 December 29, 2020

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science. 

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science. by anonymous May 2, 2023

caparations

When a lie is so obvious.

" I went swimming in a empty pool yesterday and got wet.... STOP the caparations"

caparations by Andreas Vs Shinky February 6, 2026

Cucklationship

A 3-way relationship where all three members rotate being the cuck and watching the other two members having sex.

Wow! Did you hear Eric’s in a cucklationship with 2 dudes?

Cucklationship by Jägermunter April 23, 2026