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Cap off the Rip 

v. (slang) - to receive oral sex immediately before any conversation or dialogue may be spoken between partners

Layman's terms - Getting head from the start, no words, no questions asked. Just mouth to rod.
Jay: Aye kinfolk real tee, last night...man I got that fire ass head.. as soon as Jen walked in thru the do' she capped me off the rip.

R.J. :......MOUF!

As I said. No questions. No words. Just cap off the rip.
Cap off the Rip by GettinMoufed February 16, 2010

Captain cap off

The act of a man capping off an orgasm with a thumb, for 2 or 3 seconds, then releasing the pressurized coom. The captain part is if the ropes are more than 3.
Hey bud, did you bring home the slampig from the bar? You think you’re going to pull a captain cap off?

cap me off 

guy 1: Hey man do you see that hot girl over there? guy 2: I sure do. She's so fine. guy 1: I'm gonna get her to cap me off later. guy 2: Good luck bro.
cap me off by jimmybomm May 30, 2020

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026