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baby cannon 

Baby Cannon

1. A human female of child-bearing age.

2. Vulva, vagina, or entire reproductive system.

A baby cannon is loaded by inserting a primer charge in the barrel (vagina). The baby cannon will fire nine months later, unless there is a baby cannon misfire, or if you unload the baby cannon. It is important to periodically clean the baby cannon. For a period of several days a month, a female whose baby cannon is not loaded experiences a condition where her baby cannon is leaking. The condition can be mitigated by inserting a baby cannon plug. Baby cannons are unique among guns in that the bore diameter increases with age. Baby cannons are usually single shot weapons, but occasionally fire two or more shots, sometimes with a magazine holding up to eight rounds, and firing on full-automatic - see octomom.
"I hear Mike just picked up a baby cannon that's too old and rusty to fire."
baby cannon by redheadbass January 13, 2013

clean the baby cannon 

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

baby cannon 

Literally, Launches infant babies at high speed, over great distances.
"Hey man, Don't use a Johnny Jump-up, use a baby cannon."
baby cannon by Fryhole September 1, 2006

baby cannon misfire

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.
baby cannon misfire by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Baby Cannon 

A girl who is tall, hot, has a nice ass, and wide hips that are good for sex and for babies to shoot out like a cannon, hence the name "Baby Cannon"
Guy1: Yo did you see that chick Jessica? Dude she's so hot!
Guy2: Yeah i know man totaly a baby cannon.
Baby Cannon by Jumpman 3008 May 16, 2011

baby cannon 

A girl who is always making/having babies every time you look up.
R- Did you hear? ShanDeeka's pregnant again and she doesn't know who the daddy is.
S- What a baby cannon! Didn't she just have a baby about three months ago?
R- Yep, this one will be her sixth...and she's what, only 19? What a skeez; she's obviously never heard of birth control before.
S- Amen to that...
baby cannon by Shawn B. July 24, 2003