canyin 

usually a name given to guys who are incredibly “charming” they are known as out going, brings a smile to everyone, loving and caring, a vibe like no other that lights up the room and unbearable.

“Canyin is so charming in many ways”

canyin by Ning November 22, 2021

canyon moon 

this is one of harry styles’ best songs and tbh you should go stream it before his cat evie (who tf knew he has a cat) gets angry at u

person 1: “ugh i hate canyon moon by harry styles”
person 2: *punches person 1 for having no taste*

canyon moon by coucouxmedicine September 1, 2020

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

What bizarre act is the canine performing? by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

Canyon Moon 

Canyon Moon — the 10th track of Harry Styles's second debut album. she's the queen.

"Yo dude have you heard about Canyon Moon?"

"Yeah bro! STAN HARRY STYLES!"

Canyon Moon by the ultimate harry styles fan November 19, 2019

Canyon Frantzich 

The ultimate Instagram Badie most ppl call him daddy he can bend you every way possible and show you who’s daddy

Who did canyon Frantzich (jonah_.cabello on ig) fuk in the dms last night?

Canyon Frantzich by A person who stans canyon August 9, 2018

Canyon Collective 

A cult masquerading as a canyoneering forum.

Needless to say, most of the cult members have been brainwashed into believing things that are not true, and tricked into doing things that greatly restrict their personal freedom. In spite of this, Canyon Collective cult members seem to find great fulfillment in limiting what they can say or do.

Free Thinker: "Hey man, how was canyoneering last weekend?"

Cult Member: "I'm not allowed to say."

Free Thinker: "Uh... OK. Did you post any pictures of your trip on FaceBook?"

Cult Member: "The Leader of the Canyon Collective said nobody should do that."

Free Thinker: "That is strange. Why not?"

Cult Member: "The Leader said that sharing photos will lure thousands to His precious canyons. The unwashed masses are not worthy of entry. They would unquestionably destroy His canyons."

Free Thinker: "I don't think that is true. Most canyons stay the same year after year regardless of traffic."

Cult Member: "The Leader might view you as evil. He might tell me not to be friends with you."

Free Thinker: "Dude, that is messed up! Well... can you take me through the canyons that you just did?"

Cult Member: "Yes, of course! Obviously!! However, you must never tell anyone about them. Plus anyone that you take through has to swear to only show those canyons and never tell anyone about them."

Free Thinker: "But then you will have to monitor what I do with the route information until the end of time... and I in turn will have to monitor what my friends do with the route information. That sounds like a lot of needless drama."

Cult Member: "Whatever The Leader says is the best way. The only way. I love The Leader. I will obey."

Free Thinker: "Fuck that! I'll just figure out where you went, then enjoy my adventure like a normal person. See ya around, nutjob!"

Canyon Collective by OMG BootboyLostAnotherGerbil?? April 5, 2019