The act of doing one of your friends mom in the ass and then smacking her in the face with your penis giving her a black eye, maybe even resulting in her having to get stitches.

The reason Gonzalos mom looks so bad is because i gave her a "Dirty Cantos".

Dirty Cantos by Anonymously submitted October 11, 2006

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Canton salute

Being given the middle finger followed by a number of obscenities or being called a loser by a resident of Canton Massachusetts

I stopped by to get a chicken parm at the local pizza shop in Canton only to be greeted with the Canton salute!

Canton salute by Turtle rider September 5, 2023

rob cantor

yellow tie and guitarist of band tally hall. also i’m not here to say he’s the sexiest tally like the rest of you wtf

rob cantor is my favorite tally hall member

rob cantor by mmmmmmips August 16, 2021

North Canton

A small town in Northeast Ohio where middle to upper middle class teens think that they are ghetto because they vape, smoke grass, sag, and wear their hoods up in class.

Gurpreet: yo, how is dem North Canton doggies doin
Jimbo: youre one of those wannabe hoodlums arent you

North Canton by Jimbob le Vestan October 16, 2018

cartoshka

1. Potato in Russian
2.A gluttonous and slothful person

Jonny: yo its a Saturday night lets go out and get some girls

Anthony: Wouldn't you rather get a an ill meal instead

Jonny: are you serious? Stop acting like a cartoshka

cartoshka by J. Barber August 22, 2009

Canton Wok

A restaurant that sells orgasms in the form of food. Also known as General Tso's.

"Jamie lets go get some Canton Wok"

Canton Wok by Seth Sherman June 21, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026