Canton, MI

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A place where no one knows how to drive faster than 10 below the speed limit while consistently holding onto two of the top 5 worst intersections in the state.

Dude1: Hey sorry I'm late but I had to drive through Canton, MI to get here.

Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.

Canton, MI by Canton Michigan January 22, 2018

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canton, MI

the most boring place you could ever live

Dude1:hey what do you want to do today?
Dude2:idk we could go to the nowhere and do nothing.

canton, MI

canton, MI by boredcantoner August 20, 2011

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Canton, MI

A city in Michigan where people go on red and stop on green. If you drive a red pickup truck, you're getting pulled over, ticketed, possibly jail, probation and hella fines

" hey man, wanna go to canton, Michigan ?"

"Nah dude, I'm not trying to get flicked today"

Canton, MI by Canton Michigan January 15, 2018

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oye mi canto

noooo....dont listen to dat spanish deprived person who wrote that "oye mi canto" means "heres my song"....!!!

oye mi canto = listen to my singing

aprende español y despues traduci ok?!

oye mi canto by La Morocha September 21, 2005

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Canton Middle School

Hell

Canton middle school is hell.

Canton Middle School by StupidShit23 March 3, 2022

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oye mi canto

Spanish for...Heres My Song

Oye Mi Canto the song by N.O.R.E n others

oye mi canto by BigMak October 22, 2004

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Canyon lake middle school

A place were kids smoke weed,teachers get wasted in classrooms and wannabe cholos hangout thinking they are badass.

I went to canyon lake middle school,really,that must've sucked.

Canyon lake middle school by Jordan Patillo June 13, 2013

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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