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the most boring place you could ever live
Dude1:hey what do you want to do today?
Dude2:idk we could go to the nowhere and do nothing.

canton, MI
by boredcantoner August 16, 2011
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A place where no one knows how to drive faster than 10 below the speed limit while consistently holding onto two of the top 5 worst intersections in the state.
Dude1: Hey sorry I'm late but I had to drive through Canton, MI to get here.

Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.
by Canton Michigan January 22, 2018
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A city in Michigan where people go on red and stop on green. If you drive a red pickup truck, you're getting pulled over, ticketed, possibly jail, probation and hella fines
" hey man, wanna go to canton, Michigan ?"

"Nah dude, I'm not trying to get flicked today"
by Canton Michigan January 15, 2018
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