canete
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canete by Kasey Colan December 31, 2014
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cacete
used as a negative argument, expressing disbelief for any situation or sentence - not to use around formal people, unless very close to you (as in a business meeting with some old partners, for example).
Can also be used as a synonim to beat someone really hard.
Can also be used as a synonim to beat someone really hard.
O cara é rico? Rico o cacete! Ele não tem nada! - That guy, rich? No fucking way! He ain't got nothing!
Você é o chefe aqui? O cacete! Zé Maluco é que é o chefe! - You're the boss here? My ass! Zé Maluco is the Boss!
Se ele não parar, vou dar um cacete nesse cara! - If he doesn't stop, I'm gonna beat the guy's face up!
A policia chegou e desceu o cacete! - The cops arrived and beat everybody down!
Você é o chefe aqui? O cacete! Zé Maluco é que é o chefe! - You're the boss here? My ass! Zé Maluco is the Boss!
Se ele não parar, vou dar um cacete nesse cara! - If he doesn't stop, I'm gonna beat the guy's face up!
A policia chegou e desceu o cacete! - The cops arrived and beat everybody down!
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Cafeteria Fraiche
A television cook-show hosted by Randy Marsh.
Making sure you keep your cooking fresh with Cafeteria Fraiche, you must remember to keep it fraiche.
Making sure you keep your cooking fresh with Cafeteria Fraiche, you must remember to keep it fraiche.
Cafeteria Fraiche;
"Now olive oil does have a low smoke point so keep that heat low and keep it fraiiiichee. OHh OHH thats so F*cking hot, look at that crust its perfect, F*ck Yeah!''
"Now olive oil does have a low smoke point so keep that heat low and keep it fraiiiichee. OHh OHH thats so F*cking hot, look at that crust its perfect, F*ck Yeah!''
Cafeteria Fraiche by Cheelos November 23, 2010
Cafeteria Food
Cafeteria Food by Dahooligan January 29, 2019
Cafeteria Food
When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.
Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.
You ask them what it is
They say its food.
Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."
You ask them what it is
They say its food.
Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."
Cafeteria Food by cscherme March 6, 2009
Tim Canterbury
A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.
Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*
Tim Canterbury by Jemma March 25, 2005
cantele
A word originated in the bay referring to someone who has just bashed part of a car in, usually a window or bumper. Can also be used as a verb.
Micheal is such a cantele, he smashed into another car yesterday, thats the third time this month.
SHUT THE FUCK UP TONY, OR I WILL CANTELE YOUR CAR TO SHIT!
SHUT THE FUCK UP TONY, OR I WILL CANTELE YOUR CAR TO SHIT!