caketease

noun: a woman or girl who promises to provide baked goods, but doesn't deliver.

Kortni promised to bring a cake to the office... a month ago. She's a real caketease.

by GamecockGuy1987 July 19, 2012

Caketease

Someone who sells bake goods but doesn't deliver to your house.

*Phone Call*
Person Ordering: "Hey Mate can I order a sponge cake?"
Baker: "Sure! That's $20 pick up"

Person Ordering: "Don't You deliver?????"
Baker: "No"
Person Ordering: "What a fucking caketease."

by Colin-Asian-Faggot March 11, 2013

baketease

1. verb: the act of making baked goods and allowing their delicious smells to fill the air but not sharing those baked goods with others.

2. noun: a person who baketeases, or a situation in which baketeasing has occurred.

1. Jen is so rude, she baketeased me last week! When I walked into her house it smelled like chocolate chip cookies, but she didn't offer me any.

2. Dude, I smell cake, and I'm hungry. Don't be a baketease- make sure to give me some of what you made.

by Pismo Pete May 28, 2007

caketaker

somebody who is not liked for some reason used by Stingray from neighbours

you are a spiggin caketaker boyd

by spigiin caketaker October 10, 2005

caketaker

1. someone who takes cakes

2. someone who is instrumental in the removal of cakes

1. he is taking cakes, therefore he is a caketaker

2. oh shit stop that fucking caketaker he is removing my cakes

by adam h March 1, 2005

caketastrophe

A cake or cake-like dessert, such as a cupcake or delectable cookie-cake, that represents, inspires, or responds to a catastrophe. Such artistic desserts were first imagined in the salons of late-18th century Paris during discussions of the plight of the Sans-culottes. The oft-repeated "let them eat cake" reflected the aristocratic belief that the Parisian poor should indulge in cakestrophe so that they might come to understand the futility of resisting the will of the Second Estate. Because the discourse of these educated salon-frequenters was primarily grounded in esoteric cake theory and not in practice, caketastrophe remained a largely conceptual dessert until the innovations of Brown University undergraduates in the fall of 2007. These brave students, inspired by the work of Hemmingway and certain gay fantasies, struggled against the forces of uncooperative frosting and poorly calibrated dorm ovens to produce the first recorded caketastrophes.

Dude 1: "Why does your cake resemble mutilated genitals?"
Dude 2: "Haven't you ever heard of a caketastrophe before?"
Dude 1: "No"
Dude 2: "I guess this is the end of our friendship"
Dude 1: "Yeah"

by JBagley December 14, 2007

cakeeater

1. (noun./adj.)- someone who is rich, goes shopping every weekend =x

2. irene

irenes a cakeeater

by WHO ELSE! March 21, 2003