candy face

That face you make after ejaculating

Little Timmy's grandmother refuses to shake his hand after noticing Timmy's candy face

by frosty penguin March 08, 2016

candy faced

when you get high or faced off of candy.

1. Ruben you ate so much candy you were candy faced for 3 hours

by megapatattack January 24, 2010

Face Candy

When an individual uses a "friend" that they may or may not actually know that is attractive, or popular to make themselves look more cool and/or attractive on either My Space, or facebook.

-I had no idea Jon had so many friends!
-Nah, he just has a lot of face candy.

by Travis Rosbach January 29, 2009