candy face

That face you make after ejaculating

Little Timmy's grandmother refuses to shake his hand after noticing Timmy's candy face

candy face by frosty penguin March 8, 2016

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Face Candy

When an individual uses a "friend" that they may or may not actually know that is attractive, or popular to make themselves look more cool and/or attractive on either My Space, or facebook.

-I had no idea Jon had so many friends!
-Nah, he just has a lot of face candy.

Face Candy by Travis Rosbach January 29, 2009

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candy faced

when you get high or faced off of candy.

1. Ruben you ate so much candy you were candy faced for 3 hours

candy faced by megapatattack January 24, 2010

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CandyFACTS

Something that is factually correct & personally favorable .:.

Me: "Yo! Let's Stop Doing Homework and Play Some Black Ops II "
You: "CandyFacts!"

CandyFACTS by AMERIKID March 25, 2026

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