candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth

Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*

by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017

pig candy

Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.

"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"

by KnoxvilleDancer February 6, 2010

Candied Pig Lips

When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.

I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.

by KTHaven November 4, 2023