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Tea Party Candidate
n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.
Tea Party Candidate by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010
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fake candid
Picture that appears to be candid, but is actually posed.
Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.
Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.
fake candid by deacon frost November 24, 2014
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Candida
One of the most intelligent absolutely gorgeous woman you will ever meet. She is a combination of sassy, bossy, and stubborn. A loyal friend to those that prove they are just as loyal. Very protective of those she loves. She is level headed and trustworthy. Her beauty and awesome attitude leads to many wanting to be in her life and those that have been in her life once never want to be without her.
Candida is somebody that I will never forget, if I had to be left in the world with just one person I would chose her.
I have never been loved as much as I had been by Candida.
I have never been loved as much as I had been by Candida.
Candida by firefly2007 October 29, 2011
the Crime Candidate
An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.
Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.
the Crime Candidate by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2023
candid selfie
A selfie (photograph taken of oneself) made to look like it was taken while the subject had no idea they were being photographed.
candid selfie by csh425 May 13, 2014
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).