Cannavinos are bipolar humans who are depressed because their football club is shite. They were once a proud race, however the mighty have fallen. They often hide under rocks to shelter their embarrassment. They tend to come out from their retreat when there is something to celebrate, which is extremely rare. They are extremely bitter and harsh to anyone they socialize with.
The most awesomer of the most awesomest people in the world, a blond awesome woman who is so awesome that there aren't any words the dictionary to describe it.