cancer dick
cancer dick by Zippie January 2, 2006
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cancer dick
n://Cigarette. As derived from the reference "cancer stick" used to describe the stick-shaped cigarette's propensity to cause cancer, the term "cancer dick" is intended to additionally imply how smoking fucks you over.
cancer dick by redgyul December 31, 2005
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cancer dick by Tommy Strange January 1, 2011
Cancer dick boy
Cancer dick boy by Spooptard July 6, 2016
I'm as serious as dick cancer
The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
I'm as serious as dick cancer by Hankscolts November 13, 2011
Black Dick Cancer
When a black man fucks a white woman it leaves particles from the black mans dick inside the white woman’s vagina and the white woman will slowly start to see the symptoms of black dick cancer and will need to report to the er as fast as possible for immediate black dick cancer treatment
Black Dick Cancer by Dr. Black Dick Cancer July 23, 2019
dick cancer
Cancer of the dick.
Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai.
Involves several pros and cons.
Pros:
Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks).
You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous.
Cons:
Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger).
Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.
Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai.
Involves several pros and cons.
Pros:
Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks).
You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous.
Cons:
Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger).
Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.
"Fuck that guy has dick cancer!"
"Shame, that fat Maori bitch caught my dick cancer."
"Man, stop watching hentai. You gonna get the bad case of dick cancer."
"Shame, that fat Maori bitch caught my dick cancer."
"Man, stop watching hentai. You gonna get the bad case of dick cancer."
dick cancer by The Wok April 20, 2008
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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