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canadian cock loan 

When you are doing a girl doggy style while a very close friend of yours is hiding in the closet. You pull out and have your close friend take over. You run outside quietly, and wave to the girl from the window.
My buddy and I pulled a canadian cock loan on my girlfriend last night.
canadian cock loan by sheepszies December 31, 2008

canadian cock slap 

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and cock slap a girl so it sticks to her cheek.
Did you hear Dan banged Madison in the Denny's bathroom and have her the ol Canadian cock slap?

Canadian cock burp 

when you pour maple syrup into your pussy and bounce on your lovers cock so fast it starts to build friction and he lets a loud cock fart.
"my girlfriend miranda poured syrup into her pussy and bounced so hard i had a canadian cock burp"

Raymond's big Canadian cock 

Man I love Raymond's big Canadian cock
That's a Raymond's big Canadian cock

Canadian Cocktail 

A sexual act in which a male puts ice cubes in the girls rectum and proceeds with anal intercourse. Once the ice cubes melt to become water, the man shakes the women violently as if she were a cocktail, and then finally dispenses the cocktail into your choice of glassware. Drinking said cocktail is mandatory, or else why would you do this?
Mom: Did you get drunk last night?
James: No mom, I just had the usual Canadian Cocktail.
Canadian Cocktail by AvyBaby April 28, 2017

Canadian Cocksucking Championships 

Two (or more) people repeated complimenting each other, at their own expense, in an attempt to pay respect and show humility.
Guy 1: Your such a good artist

Guy 2: No, your a better artist

Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best

Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine

Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.