canadabalism

The cannibalistic act of eating a Canadian

Hey guys! Just because Dania's a Canadian doesn't mean she tastes like maple syrup. That's canadabalism!

by CHSBACON December 19, 2010

Candybalism

1) The act of candy eating other candy.

2) The act of eating candy that is shaped like a human.

1) Watch out Greg! Dave has gone mad and has starting eating all of his fellow marshmallow friends! I should have figured this was going to happen - all of the marshmallows in his family began engaging in candybalism several weeks ago! They've been eating all of the marshmallows in town!

2) Tara stood silently, quietly surveying the outward appearance of her friend, secretly wishing he was made of candy so that she could tear him apart and eat him. Her secret longings for engaging in candybalism had begun to grow more frequent, and she began to fear that one day she would become the very thing she feared most - a candybal.

by the_professor April 30, 2014

cannabalism

Not just another snack, but a way of life.

I indulge in cannabalism on a daily basis!

by D Bernstein November 8, 2008

Canabalism sex

When you gather 6 little kids and make them have sex with each other until they die and then come in and eat them with all of their grandmas.

I had canabalism sex with my schoolmates 7 days ago

by Littlegirls457 November 27, 2019

Canadalism

When one has a diet of only ice, beaver, moose, maple syrup, and Tim Hortons.

Guy #1: Hey, dude! Do you wanna go out for ribs?
Guy #2: Nah, I'm into canadalism.
Guy#1: Oh, sweet dude!!

by EmilytheMalicious(ORdelicious) August 9, 2015

candybalism

When you run out of candy pass out on Halloween, so you go trick-or-treating in order to restock your candy supply.

Instead of going to the store, you hunt your neighbors' candy. Other's candy must be sacrificed so your house's supply can be sustained.

Dude! We're almost out of candy! We have to resort to candybalism. Go trick or treating so we don't have to go to the store.

by wpplayer November 1, 2013