2) The act of eating candy that is shaped like a human.
1) Watch out Greg! Dave has gone mad and has starting eating all of his fellow marshmallow friends! I should have figured this was going to happen - all of the marshmallows in his family began engaging in candybalism several weeks ago! They've been eating all of the marshmallows in town!
2) Tara stood silently, quietly surveying the outward appearance of her friend, secretly wishing he was made of candy so that she could tear him apart and eat him. Her secret longings for engaging in candybalism had begun to grow more frequent, and she began to fear that one day she would become the very thing she feared most - a candybal.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.