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Candybalism 

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1) The act of candy eating other candy.

2) The act of eating candy that is shaped like a human.
1) Watch out Greg! Dave has gone mad and has starting eating all of his fellow marshmallow friends! I should have figured this was going to happen - all of the marshmallows in his family began engaging in candybalism several weeks ago! They've been eating all of the marshmallows in town!

2) Tara stood silently, quietly surveying the outward appearance of her friend, secretly wishing he was made of candy so that she could tear him apart and eat him. Her secret longings for engaging in candybalism had begun to grow more frequent, and she began to fear that one day she would become the very thing she feared most - a candybal.
Candybalism by the_professor April 30, 2014
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candybalism 

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When you run out of candy pass out on Halloween, so you go trick-or-treating in order to restock your candy supply.

Instead of going to the store, you hunt your neighbors' candy. Other's candy must be sacrificed so your house's supply can be sustained.
Dude! We're almost out of candy! We have to resort to candybalism. Go trick or treating so we don't have to go to the store.
candybalism by wpplayer November 1, 2013

canadabalism 

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The cannibalistic act of eating a Canadian
Hey guys! Just because Dania's a Canadian doesn't mean she tastes like maple syrup. That's canadabalism!
canadabalism by CHSBACON December 19, 2010

cannibalism 

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The solution to the human overpopulation problem.
People who think cannibalism is mean are bitches who should be eaten first.
cannibalism by GleefulSchizo666 December 20, 2004

Cannibalism 

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To put it frankly:
People eating other people.
Also works for animals, as long as they're the same species.
The deserted pioneers had to resort to cannibalism to survive.
Cannibalism by Persephone~ February 27, 2009

2 for 1 cannibalism 

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Getting a girl pregnant, wait for about 7 months, and when you eat her, you get a small, unborn child as well.
Last month I got a 2 for 1 cannibalism deal with this girl, tasted so good.
2 for 1 cannibalism by nuttery November 6, 2017

cannibalism 

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